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  The end is coming

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  http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/pope_shooter_free_lq1m6rrcfpdk5qok99j6bj.

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  Ten thing to think about in the new year

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  number 10. life is sexually transmitted.

  number 9. good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.. .

  number 8. men have two emotions:.

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  Number 10
  Life is sexually transmitted.
  
  Number 9
  Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
  
  Number 8
  Men have two emotions:
  Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich
  
  Number 7
  Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet
  and they won't bother you for weeks.
  
  Number 6
  Some people are like a Slinky, not really good for anything, but you
  still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
  
  Number 5
  Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
  
  Number 4
  All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
  
  Number 3
  Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
  
  Number 2
  In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take
  Prozac to make it normal....
  
  
  And The Number 1 Thought For 2010:
  "Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers: what you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"
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  What's The Big Deal About "Being Destroyed At Armageddon"?

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  it's supposed to be soooooo terrifying, scary and utterly frightening.

  when that "day" comes, it's supposed to be horriffic!

  eventually, you will be dead.

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  The WT ideal of living in paradice is standing in a field eating apples and getting diaeria for the rest of there life.
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  My world has come to an end.

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  my name is o`mar p. clark.

  i was born and raised a jw.

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  My name is O`Mar P. Clark. I was born and raised a JW. Every Saturday morning I look forward to going out on field service to save the worldly people. So every Friday night I spit polish my Tom McAm black shoes which I bought at K-Mart for $19.95. I press my black polyester suite which I bought at Robert Hall clothing store in 1966. I know all good JW should not read news paper or watch the news on TV, as the WT says all the news you need comes from the WT, but I watch the news on TV any way. So I turned on the TV Saturday morning and was shocked by what I saw. It said all 16 members of the governing body of JW were arrested for engaging in sexual attivied with little boys.In a joint operation with the FBI, CIA and Interpol all computers were confiscated from the WT in the USA and around the world. The computers were infested with child prographany. The governing body apparent were also raided and were also infested with the same smut.At the time of the raid one member was cough in a bath room stall with a young boy. My world cane crashing down on me.

  But it was about to get worse. While going threw there computers it was discovered that the governing body was invoked in a Ponxy Scan much worse than Berny Madeff. It seems thay had convinced millions of brothers and sisters to invest in the plan to make the rich. When it began to fall apart they sold of the WT asses its to cover the looses and there came a time when there was nothing left to sell.

  As it stands. All KH were mo-raged to the hilt and are in foreclosure. A lot of JW have lost there life saving and many will loose there homes. I Mr Clark is one of them.

  I went into the kitchen and told my wife who is not a JW what had happened and she told me that what happens when you get invoked with those people. She said here dear I will make you some breakfast.

  Would you like some scrambled egg`s and I said yes. I asked here what that strange thing you are using to scramble the egg`s and it is my vibrator, I said what is a vibrator and she said it is thing I put in you know were to get my racks off. I said I hope you sanitize it first before putting in the egg`s. She said no it add`s a little zing to the egg`s. At this point I lost all my cookies all over the place. So much for a productive day of Field Service.
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  The Bible

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  http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20100115/sc_livescience/biblepossiblywrittencenturiesearliertextsuggests.

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  Doomday failed prediction, JW on the list

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  http://www.livescience.com/strangenews/091104-doomsday-predictions.html.

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  http://www.livescience.com/strangenews/091104-doomsday-predictions.html
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  It is now the first week of January and now what is the theme of the District Assembly this year?

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  did anyone go to the meeting last night?

  post the theme here.

  thanks!.

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  is there help out there

  I`t is snowing outside, get off your ass and go outside and shovle it.
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  David Letterman

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  i was watching david letterman last night.

  new york has gotten a lot of snow and a man was sholving snow and under the snow he found a jw..

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  is there help out there

  I was watching David Letterman last night. New York has gotten a lot of snow and a man was sholving snow and under the snow he found a JW.
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  Merry Christmas to all

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  People who have it all sure manage to screw up

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  becouse they can not keep it in there pant`s.

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  http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/93214?fp=1.

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  is there help out there

  Becouse they can not keep it in there pant`s

  http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/93214?fp=1